Warning: Retired Person On Premises – Knows Everything and Has Time to Tell It Metal Sign
“Warning: Retired Person On Premises – Knows Everything and Has Time to Tell It” Metal Sign | 8x11” Funny Retirement Gift | Man Cave, Garage, or Office Decor | Fast Shipping
Retirement is the reward—and now, it’s story time. This hilarious "Warning: Retired Person On Premises" metal sign from Iron Forged Tavern is the perfect wall decor for anyone who’s earned the right to speak their mind… and take their time doing it.
Product Features:
Size: 8” L x 11” W – Just the right size to get laughs without taking over the wall
Weight: 1 LB – Sturdy, high-quality feel made to last for years to come
Mounting: Pre-drilled with 4 nail holes for easy, secure hanging
Material: Crafted from durable, rust-resistant metal—perfect for indoor or outdoor display
Design: Bold, legible text with a classic warning-style layout that adds instant personality
Makes a Great Gift For:
Retired dads, grandpas, coworkers, or neighbors
Man caves, garages, workshops, or sheds
Father’s Day, birthdays, or retirement parties
Anyone with a sense of humor (and plenty of time to share it)
Why Buy From Iron Forged Tavern?
30-Day No-Hassle Returns – We guarantee your satisfaction
Fast Shipping – Your order ships within 1 business day
Built for laughs—and made to last
Ready to add some legendary storytelling energy to your space? Grab this sign today and give the gift of humor and wisdom—retired edition.